Tommy Boy (1995) - Chris Farley As Tommy
But you can't latch the hood too well if you don't take the can out you no-selling waste of space! Why can't you sell like that? That of course includes you, Mrs. Callahan, Now that you and Tommy are the primary shareholders. I got cat- like speed and reflexes. What have i got to lose? I just wanna tell you you really look dynamite today, Beverly.
- You can stick your head up a butcher's song
- You can stick your head up a butcher's knife
- You can stick your head up a butcher's side
- You can stick your head up a butcher's web
You Can Stick Your Head Up A Butcher's Song
Hey, the muffler plant's gone too. And i want your kids to be safe when you take them for a ride. Richard Hayden: This is like a bad "Twilight Zone. " Come on, you can do better than that, can't ya Captain Limp Wrist? It's kind of a rule. And why shouldn't you? Here comes the meat-wagon. You can stick your head up a butcher's knife. Hey, by finesse do you mean sputtering sentence fragments and lighting things on fire? Tommy: 'Course it does. Kinda' like your suitcase... Hey, what's new with the old gang from high-school?
You need to drop a couple pounds, blimp! 'No' Manager: [shaking his head 'no'] Mmmm-mmmm. Take Tylenol for any headaches. No offense, but if i showed a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school she'd definitely be boner of the month. Zalinsky doesn't care about our workers. Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can't just go in and out. But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
You Can Stick Your Head Up A Butcher's Knife
Late night pitch and putt. You're letting moths in. Rittenhauer, is Tommy, you know, doing okay?
I'm sorry, Frank, we can't do it. I'd never seen one close up before. Marty, Zalinsky's Aide: Yes, sir. Cause if you do, can you ask him, i mean, since he's so good, if he might wanna try selling? Tom got in way over his head when he built the new brake pad division. It's so cool that you're getting married Saturday. Doesn't look like the answer. I'm gonna really miss him.
You Can Stick Your Head Up A Butcher's Side
And my brother got these police reports. We just killed Bambi. You see, back in Sandusky, Ohio, there are American workers at "Callahan Auto". I mean, maybe if you weren't such a rebel, you could've avoided... Don't worry because i've quit. That flight goes through Columbus. Which is great, because we're backed up on orders as it is. America, if you need starters, spark plugs, ball joints, gaskets, camshafts, u-joints or rocker-arms, anything that can be screwed or glued to that car or truck of yours? And did i catch a "niner" in there? You can stick your head up a butcher's web. If it'll help get the brake pads going. Saying it correctly].
Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family. You're a smug unhappy little man, and you treat people like they were idiots. Well, that'd be great. Richard Hayden: All right, now it's sale time, so remember, we don't take no...?
You Can Stick Your Head Up A Butcher's Web
R. T., Shipping Foreman: That's because it's going to Columbus, Georgia. Reservationist: I don't think so. Look, your father wants you to check out the delay problems we're having at the loading dock. Yeah, need a little wind here! It's so bizarre that you work here.
No, please, God, no! Can I Just check this, uh. Here's the deal, if i want you-- - You have derailed. Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III: [in shock] What's my family doing in there? Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III: Ha ha ha, why? At a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. In a way, these people are buying you, not just brake pads. Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot.