Keep That Choppa On My Hip Yodel

Notes:||Tune: Where have all the flowers gone? The moral of this song is: don't tell a lie... And said it was rice, beans, and... Our 4th day of hiking at Philmont. Lookin' fer a place where the air smells clean. Keep that choppa on my hip yodelice. Preparation:||Nothing really needed at all, but we had some action during each chorus with 'chickens' (wearing disposable rubber gloves like swim caps) and a farmer (with a cardboard cut out axe) chasing each other around. I'd thank my lucky stars, to be livin' here today.

Notes:||More of a poem that's fun for scouts to figure out what is being said. Repeat, each time adding another motion and sound to what is being done. I'll only wee-wee once a day. Thrifty saving for a need, Brave, but not a faker, Clean in thought and word and deed, And Reverent to his Maker. People going 'round look like they got the mumps. And where we come from. Otto Zilch - he will surely enter history's pages. Chew catsup cigarette's. The time arrived for hiking, just my Webelos den and me. Keep that choppa on my hip yodel. As the water went down, Fred the moose began to drown. We're from [name of town]. I saw Adam and Eve a'driven from the door.

And tip-toe through the tulips grand. Davy, Davy Crockett, Holdin' his young 'uns dear! Three scared mice, three scared mice, They ran for their lives, they ran for their lives. They must part through the years, They must part with many tears. And smacked me on my wee-wee bot. "Seven pounds of hot DOGS, " the recipe did read. And your fate will be unlearned, just like [name]. What in the world, * this thing could be. Soon a bigger family. Keep me cockatoo cool, Lou, Keep me cockatoo cool. I was round the corner peekin' at the apple they was eatin'. Coca-Cola went to town, Pepsi-Cola shot him down. And the tourists all bought tickets. Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'.

Then put left hand on nose while crossing right arm over to touch left ear. The preacher-he walked by, with a big tear in his eye. Oh my monster, oh my monster, Oh my monster, Frankenstein. Snag 'im, reel 'im, clean 'im, fry 'im, Place 'im on a dish. I even saw the fall of Babylon. Now Jane's got a pain. And when I tried to take it inside, he told me where to go: Get out of here with that (clap - clap - clap) and take it down below. That she gained her fame entirely by pull. Send me off forever but I ask you please, Just turn me loose, let me straddle my old saddle. And froze my ukelele. Yeah, yeah, uh, aye, uh. No chaps, no slicker, and it's pourin' down rain, And I swear, by gosh, I'll never night-herd again. For it's 1, 2, 3 miles you hike at the old scout camp. And thus Britain had a reason to sing!

She threw them on the ceiling - now the paint's all peeling. If any of you feel offended. I'ma dump the whole clip 'til I see that he dropped it. It tastes to good, but it's so hard to chew. Find more Scouting Resources at Follow Me, Scouts. Say quietly they're sleeping). Staffers... swinging from the rafters. Is the man-eating shark, Clementine. Lyrics:||Where have all the Tigers gone, long time growing |. As I went walking through the woods.

With this eagle in my hand - I'm gonna be an AmeriCAN. With my car keys in my hand [pretend to drive] (echo). The name of their house I cannot tell, But they've learned a trade and they're doing well. They'll hug you and kiss you. Otto Zilch - he's the idol of the nation. That justice was due every redskin band. The wind come whistling through the trees. Lyrics:||Late one night |. At the store, at the store.

But they're either under seven. So they went to the doctor and found a friend. Match these letters. The first mate, and his skipper too, will do their very best. But on the other side it didn't say nothing! Lyrics:||(cup hands carrying bee) |. When they found out I could not, They took me from my wee-wee pot. It rolled in the garden, And under a bush, Was nothing but mush. But if we all still rode on horses.

With a Pizza in my hand [hand flat palm up, holding pizza box] (echo). Mr. Franklin Roosevelt, he told me how he felt. I went fishing at the lake. But if you break a finger. She was buried in six feet of... The score was six to nothing, the roaches were ahead. And as they neared the bottom, his eyes grew bright with hope. Lived in a tree (Arms up over heads, making a tree bow). 'Now legs get going, get me out of here! It Ain't Gonna Rain No More. There once was a yodeler on a mountain so high, When along came a (grizzly bear) interrupting his cry. Here are some sample jokes, but there are more on the site).

One knew judo (horizontal karate chop motion). That's the way that we boys dine! As those Caissons go rolling along. It's a lie; It's a lie; Ship ahoy, ship ahey, ship a hi-hi-hi! When it's hog calling time in Nebraska, Then it's hog calling time in Nebraska! She filled up with paraffin inside. And that's the end, St. Peter said. They call it that good ol' mountan dew, And them that refuse it are few.

Your armor made you brave I think, Now lying on the road you stink. That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship.